My kind of prayer….:) 

Dear Lord
So far today, I am OK
I have not gossiped,or lost my temper
I have not been greedy,grumpy,nasty,selfish
or self-indulgent..I have not whined,cursed,or
eaten any chocolate.
I have charged nothing on my credit card

But I will be getting out of bed in a minute and
I think that I will really need your help then.